<D>EAT SPOOD<p>Tired of soy beans? Try Spoy, Spood's latest processed food product. Spoy has the taste and consistency of soy beans, but it's made from cellulose! Cellulose provides fiber to aid in your digestion. Plus it's got lots of minerals, like carbon and tin, to help make it a part of a nutritious diet. And don't forget to enjoy our other Spood products, like Spicken, Spurkey, Speef, and many exciting Spegetables. </D>